Llama A Poem – Rated PG-13 (adult situations)

Won, to, tree, for
I the llama declare war.

A bit too soon bit too late
I think I’m going to master bate my gate.
To greener pastures is this llama’s fate,
Nothing less than fresh grass will sate.
Once this llama llama will find it’s mate,
but will sadly find out way too late …
She will not put out on the very first date.
Shellama will wail “do not be a hate (r) ‘((do not recognize/pronounce the r but it should be there))
But llama won’t listen since he can not wait.
Llama jumps over the table and grabs some live bait,
And shoves it down her throat in a moment of hate.
His anger burns down till he can finally see straight
Then goes directly to ratethellama.com and Gives her a bad rate.
Llama is too proud to regret the moment he went wrathful,
But Knows the night may be salvaged with a sly little debate.
Chances are very slim now for the chance to procreate,
I know llama misdirects her to try and regain the previous state.
“What do you think of the war in Kuwait?”
Shellama looks at him and is about to complain
When her eyes float above she thinks of something great.
misconstrues Llama and sits up and is about to elate
And he quickly puts a pill in her drink to sedate.
Things move Quickly now get as Shellama starts to berate
Then she takes a big sip of the drink and begins to deflate.
Llama watches in anticipation as Shellama fails to dictate.
Shellama Soon curls to the ground in a pattern so ornate,
And Llama watches her eyes roll together and dilate.
Time for llama to make his move and let his thoughts collate,
He will carry her home and push her through the gate
Once there it is a matter of a phonecall and an update
to His homies and the Brotherhood living right off the interstate.
A push and to pull, to tug and throw in, all is ready, now just wait.
All she held dear he will now destroy or desecrate,
The moral is easy as Some Might Relate,
Do not start a poem with the rhyme That sounds’ ed ‘.
You will get stuck in a story That is way off the plate.
It is not that mean Llama is, or has a bad psychological state,
It Is Just That he picked a bad rhyme Which Turned Into out of control freight
That drove the poem askew and caused llama overwhelmingly to misstate.
If you can find it in your heart to ignore this whole poem he was forced to create
the next one I promise you will be much nicer to translate.