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Llama Llamapocalypse T-Shirts!
Llama Lamapocalypse T-Shirts hot from the pasture. Don’t be caught without it on the day of Llama Reckoning! You don’t have to drink the Kool-Aid but you must wear the T-Shirt. 
Pink Llama – Llama
To the tune of Pink Floyd’s Mother
Llama do you think they’ll mow our field
Llama do you think they’ll fence our land
Llama do you think they’ll force us into stalls
Ooooh, aah. Llama should I jump the wall
Llama should I spit in the herder’s face
Llama should I bite his wife’s fine lace
Llama will they make me into lean ground beef
Ooooh, aah. is it safer to be a duck
Hush now llama, llama don’t you hum
Herder’s gonna keep you in the green grazing land
Herder’s gonna try to make beef stew out of you
Herder’s gonna shave all your fur to make mits
He won’t let you orgle but he might let you spit
Herder will keep llama trapped and well fed
Ooooh, llama. Ooooh, llama.
Ooooh, llama Of course llama can always jump the wall
Llama did you think grazing land is for free
Llama did you think you could live life carefree
Llama will the herder put you in a tart
Ooooh, aah, llama will escape the dart
Hush now llama, llama don’t you hum
Llama’s gonna orgle and draw them all to you
Llama will spit on anyone who’s untrue
Llama’s gonna watch and not get trapped in
Llama will always be on top in the end
Llama’s gonna keep very healthy and lean
Ooooh, llama. Ooooh, llama.
Ooooh, llama You’ll always be meatloaf to me
Llama, why is the fence made so high?
