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Llama Llamapocalypse T-Shirts!
Llama Lamapocalypse T-Shirts hot from the pasture. Don’t be caught without it on the day of Llama Reckoning! You don’t have to drink the Kool-Aid but you must wear the T-Shirt.
READ MORE »Etymology of Llamacalypse
LLAMACOPALYPSE, we are in a debate on how to say it. I am saying Llama-Cop-alips The girls are saying lumaca-lips How do you say it? ref: 11/11/11 The LLAMACOPALYPSE!!! facebook event and the Llama Society.
READ MORE »Guard Llamas
Franklin has surveyed ranchers using llamas to protect sheep, and found that llamas seem to be earning their keep. More than half of the llama owners he contacted reported 100 percent reduction in their predator losses after employing the animal as a guard. The majority of guard llamas in the U.S. are patrolling Western ranches. [...]
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Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day – accept this Llama as a gift on my daughter’s wedding day.
READ MORE »Public Llama Announcments
All new Llama’s must be announced publicly. Page 138, Section C, subsection 48 All new Llama’s must be announced publicly and may not be withheld from Llama board members. Any violation will result in stoning of the new llama and the llama who granted llamahood. This may sound pretty medieval but there have always been [...]
READ MORE »Pink Llama – Llama
To the tune of Pink Floyd’s Mother Llama do you think they’ll mow our field Llama do you think they’ll fence our land Llama do you think they’ll force us into stalls Ooooh, aah. Llama should I jump the wall Llama should I spit in the herder’s face Llama should I bite his wife’s fine [...]
READ MORE »Six Rules for Llamas
1st Rule of Llama Club: You always talk about the Llama. 2nd Rule of Llama Club: You ALWAYS talk about the Llama. 3rd Rule of Llama Club: If somebody says Llama, you return with a LLAMA. 4th Rule of Llama Club: There is no limit to the amount of times you say Llama. 5th Rule [...]
READ MORE »What is the Llama?
For those that wonder “What is the llama?” The Society of the Llama encompasses everything while embracing nothing. Llamas continue thrive through their ironic ambiguity to their true meaning. For those that wonder “What is the llama?” they have already traveled the first step of three to becoming a full llama. By asking of the [...]
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For those that wonder “What is the llama?”
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